The wonderful people at "Boing Boing" are requesting YOUR zombie haikus. I know that you internet users fancy yourselves the creative bunch, and I know you never run out of things to say about the undead, so this seems right up your alley.
Post your compositions of five, seven, and five syllables here http://tinyurl.com/zmbiehaiku
Would it help if I added that you could win something? It would. Okay, YOU could win something.